Yes! It’s true! You CAN have a perfectly spotless home! Just follow these 5 EASY STEPS.

Step 1:

Gather up all of the clothes – all of them – and donate to charity.

Step 2:

Those toys and books? Give them away!

Step 3:

Dishes? Who needs them? In fact, go ahead and remove all the food from the pantry and the refrigerator while you’re at it.

Step 4:

Knickknacks, pictures, jewelry, plants, momentos… purge, purge, purge!

Step 5:

Scrub, wash, mop, vacuum and dust EVERYTHING. Walk out the door. Lock it.

Done! Your house is perfect. Isn’t it lovely?

**WARNING: Living in your house may alter these results.**


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Hey, y’all! I'm Amber, and I wear many hats: Pastor's wife, marriage advocate, eclectic homeschooler, mother of three, and domestically challenged homemaker--lovin’ life and livin’ deep in the heart of Texas.
I love to write and I hope to use that wisely, to encourage others, and for God’s glory. I seek purpose in the mundane. I want my kids to see God’s fingerprints throughout all of creation, learning, and life. As I teach our children, God is teaching me through this homeschool journey, too. I love Jesus, family, coffee, words, and the color teal.
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